One should never apply duct tape to the skin.
My aunt did it once. She read something about how models wearing dressings that did not allow for a bra taped their breasts; my aunt having a construction background had duct tape on hand . . . She still has them both, but it was touch and go.
Some of the things I have done: helped my sister remove duct tape from an aunt’s breast (she was the actual boob in this scenario); cut my mom out of a pair of pantyhose at a wedding; make suggestions on sexual positions to someone whose wife was pregnant (something I haven’t a trace of experience with and he had to know that when he asked).
I have no idea what the punchline to this list should be; feel free to make up your own.
Oh! That reminds me, I just thought of a genius idea. I think someone should name their blog “Jack of all Tirades.” I would, but my name is not Jack and I’m pretty content with Cat Boy even if it doesn’t explain anything. Jack, if you are reading this, it is yours for the taking as long as you say Cat Boy gave you the idea.
Here are some pictures for your enjoyment.
I posted a picture of this wall once before, after I first framed the cat silhouettes given to me by Ginger Snaps. I have since added the sheet music from my grandmother’s favorite song Moon Winks, and a few of Halloween decorations.
Aside from using Halloween-specific decorations, I cluster things together that are orange (or nearly orange) and things that seem kind of rustic or odd.
Moving on, Tigger was being mean to one of her children today and I told her to quick picking on him and got this vision of “It’s a Wondeful Life.” I will wait a moment and see if you know what I am talking about. Yes, Tigger was Jimmy Stewart telling his daughter to quit playing that silly song on the piano and I was Donna Reed saying “Why must you torture the children.”
It amused me; then scared me. I’m back to amused.








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Kary Gonyer // Monday, October 26, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Oh, Cat Boy..you just make me laugh..We must have e.s.p. today..at the same time i was on your cooking blog on FB…up popped YOU on my email with a new post…
LOVE the Halloween, dear.
I too am locked and loaded in the decorating department… to tell you the truth…most of it has been out since Labor Day. to say I LOVE Halloween is an understatement… you’d think i’d be sick of looking at it by now. I’m not.
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